Black Widow

Hard to read the T shirt. Says:
WE COULD MATE but then I'd have to KILL YOU


Heck, at my age I'd probably die of a heartattack anyway!

Maxine Truths

These are both true. Most politicians lie and feast on you.

A Nutcracker

Hillary Clinton as a nutcracker! There is a web site advertising these for sale at:

http://hillarynutcracker.com/completelynuts.html

The following youtube video about them is nuts too...

Hat Tip: Blonde Sagacity

Country Song About A**holes

I received this in an email from an old Army buddy.
If you're a liberal you might not want to watch it.
Language Warning.

Surrender

US government slowly surrendering to the islamofacists. A really sad sight to see an islamofacist in a US government uniform wearing an islamofacist headdress frisking a nun at a US airport. Unless American citizens take back our government, complete surrender is not far off. The indifferent bored woman sitting and watching is symbolic of most Americans.
America, you better wake up now!

Rabbi Reveals Name of the Messiah

A few months before he died, one of the nation’s most prominent rabbis, Yitzhak Kaduri (108 years old), supposedly wrote the name of the Messiah on a small note which he requested would remain sealed until now. When the note was unsealed, it revealed what many have known for centuries: Yehoshua, or Yeshua (Jesus), is the Messiah.

With the biblical name of Jesus, the Rabbi and kabbalist described the Messiah using six words and hinting that the initial letters form the name of the Messiah. The secret note said:

Concerning the letter abbreviation of the Messiah’s name, He will lift the people and prove that his word and law are valid.
This I have signed in the month of mercy,

Yitzhak Kaduri

Read the story at: Israel Today

http://www.israeltoday.co.il/default.aspx?tabid=128&view=item&idx=1347

Gandhi's Shoes

While boarding a moving train one day, one of Mohandas Gandhi's shoes slipped off and fell upon the track. As he was unable to retrieve it, Gandhi...to the astonishment of his fellow travelers...calmly removed his other shoe and threw it down the track to where the first had landed. "The poor man who finds the shoe lying on the track," Gandhi explained, "will now have a pair he can use."

NEVER FORGET

Anti Smoking Zealots

Anti Smoking Zealots
by WildBillK

There is an anti-smoking propaganda commercial running on various cable channels that supposedly goes to different gun shops asking if they have any low lead bullets that are made that won't kill you and of course all the made up gun shop workers say that there is no such thing as a bullet that won't kill you. Of course the propagandists then proceed to say that low tar/nicotine cigarettes are just like bullets. They will all kill you.

First, there are bullets designed to not kill, but to only stun. Like rubber bullets. Also bb gun pellets (which are small bullets) usually don't kill. They may break the skin and hurt, but don't kill. So these propagandists don't look at facts, but just throw out lies that any sane and rational person with any common sense knows is a lie.

Second, I'm not an expert, but I have never seen any professional unbiased report that has ever been made available showing that without any doubt smoking kills. I've never seen a death certificate showing the cause of death as smoking. Yet these propagandists claim that thousands and thousands of people die because of smoking. So why don't these propagandists use unbiased scientific reports to prove smoking is dangerous instead of resorting to lies and propaganda. Maybe because they can't prove it.

Politicians and anti-smoking propagandists love people who smoke because they are the people who have to pay them big bucks through big discriminating extra taxes they have to pay. If no one smoked, then they would have to find something else to discriminate against and levy extra taxes against (maybe something like "global warming"). These politicians and propagandists make their living on lies and propaganda. What bothers me the most are the people who ignore common sense and buy into these professional propaganda myths. You let them get away with this junk. Sooner or later they will take away things that you love. And guess what... you'll deserve it.

Ways To Be A Good Liberal

I don't know who wrote this, but it looked good.

1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.

2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding citizens are more of a threat than nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Iran or Chinese and North Korean communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV'S.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is natural.

7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but PETA activists do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

12. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

13. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, George Washington, or Abraham Lincoln.

14. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

15. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.

16. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag queens and transvestites should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

17. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right-wing conspiracy.

FROM: Blonde Sagacity

Gun Free Zone

Fox News' "1/2 Hour News Hour" made this spoof ad for "Gun Free Zones".

How To Fold A Shirt

Can you fold a shirt this neat and easy?

The Word is Jesus

Yes I believe in God!

And I believe in Jesus!

And I believe all others that pretend to be God

are sent by evil to try to destroy us.

Jesus is the Word!

Cadbury Chocolate

Hat Tip: http://hotair.com/

Texas Spiders' Monstrous Webs

Texas spiders' monstrous webs baffle scientists
Fri Aug 31, 2007
By Ed Stoddard

LAKE TAWAKONI STATE PARK, Texas (Reuters) - Texans like to say everything in their state is bigger. They can now add spider webs to that list.
A monstrous network of sheet-like webs covering several acres has been spun over trees in this state park 50 miles (80 kms) east of Dallas, baffling scientists who say it is an almost-unheard-of occurrence in the region.
"The dominant spiders here seem to be long-jawed spiders but this is unusual. Social spiders build communal nests in the tropics but the longjaws are not social," said Mike Quinn, a Texas state insect biologist.
"We still don't have a clear answer for what is going on here," he said as he stood beneath the ghostly canopy of webbing which shrouded a patch of oak and juniper trees.
The eerie scene evoked a B-grade horror movie. Thunder rumbled in the distance as spiders skittered across Quinn's wide-brimmed hat.
He was collecting samples by using a metal rod to thrash branches over a "beat sheet" -- a sheet nailed to criss-crossed pieces off wood into which bugs would fall.
A startling number of creepy-crawlers fell from a single branch which Quinn thrashed, including several long-jawed spiders, also known as orb weavers.
"You would not want to be the prey item on the end of that," Quinn said as he held up one of the aptly named long jaws, a spindly but sinister looking thing with fangs jutting out at the end of its raptor-like jaws.
There are 10 species of longjaw in Texas and Quinn said he needed to take the specimens to other experts to determine precisely which ones they were.
There were several other species of spider in the webs, including large garden spiders.
"I've never seen anything like this before," said Ray Owings, who had come from Tyler 50 miles to the east just to look at the webbing.
Other scientists agreed it was an odd affair.
"You see this more often in tropical rain forests. Longjaws typically make the classic kind of orb web and not a sheet web," Roy Vogtsberger, an assistant professor with the biology department at Midwestern State University in Wichita Falls, Texas, told Reuters by phone.

When I was a young boy I used to spend a lot of time in the woods around San Antonio, Texas and I remember seeing trees covered in spider webs just like in the picture above. I don't believe this is anything new. WildBillK