Sunday, May 25, 2008

Jihadis Use Idiots

MI5 fears jihadis will use mentally ill as suicide bombers


Islamic terrorists may be targeting mentally disturbed or disabled people in Britain in a bid to form a new “brigade” of home-grown suicide bombers, security officials fear.


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My Reply: DUH! All of these idiots and their enablers are mentally ill.

While I was looking for a picture to use with this story, I came across this cartoon and just thought it was funny:

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Tokyo

I love Texas, but I really miss Tokyo. I grew up from an 18 year old high school boy to a 23 year old young man in Tokyo. I miss the girls I met and dated there, even the one I married, had four sons with and divorced. I miss the youthful happy times I had in Tokyo.

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The song on the video is "Turning Japanese" by The Vapors released in 1980 written by Dave Fenton who admitted the phrase "turning Japanese" just popped into his head one morning when he woke up, and he viewed it as a love song when writing it. The song can be viewed as a love song or the ramblings of a man in a one sided relationship ostracized by society.


Lyrics:


I've got your picture of me and you

You wrote "I love you" I wrote "me too"

I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do

Oh it's in color Your hair is brown

Your eyes are hazel And soft as clouds

I often kiss you when there's no one else around


I've got your picture, I've got your picture

I'd like a million of you all round my cell

I want a doctor to take your picture

So I can look at you from inside as well

You've got me turning up and turning down

And turning in and turning 'round


No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women

No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark

Everyone around me is a total stranger

Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger

That's why I'm turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

I really think so

Japanese Humor

Humorous etiquette guide on how to properly order and consume Sushi created by Japanese comedy duo the Rahmens.

I used to go to sushi shops a lot when I was living in Tokyo. Not because I loved sushi so much, but because it was cheaper to drink beer there and it was a good place to meet girls. At a bar a large bottle of beer cost 200 yen. At a sushi shop the same brand and size of beer cost 120 yen. Most of the sushi cost about 10 yen each so I could have a beer and 8 pieces of sushi for 200 yen. A much better deal.


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Monday, May 19, 2008

How Many People In The USA Have Your Name?

There are 3,737,428 people in the U.S. with the first name William. Statistically the 6th most popular first name. 99.72 percent of people with the first name William are male. (I've never met or known of any woman named William.)

There are 2,950 people in the U.S. with my last name. Statistically the 10,956th most popular last name.

You can find out about your name by going to:
http://www.howmanyofme.com/

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Helpful Tip

Helpful tip about aluminum foil box:


Who ever looks at the end of an aluminum foil box? What a good idea. Many of you may have already known this, but it was new to me.


When you are in the middle of doing something and you try to pull some foil out and the roll comes out of the box, then you have to put the roll back in the box and start over. The darn roll always comes out at the wrong time.


Well, I would like to share this with you. Right there on the end of the box is a tab to lock the roll in place. How long has this little locking tab been there? I then looked at a generic brand of aluminum foil and it had one, too.


I then looked at a box of Saran wrap and it had one too. I can't count the number of times the Saran wrap roll has jumped out when I was trying to cover something up.


Just push in the tab on each end of the box.



I like learning about something that is actually helpful. Even simple stuff.
Thanks to DeGi for the tip.

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Cowboys Horse

PATCHES

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Thanks to Patsy W. for sending this to me.

Liberal Men

Wow! Ala at Blonde Sagacity is not happy with a certain liberal San Fran idiot:



Liberal Men: Keep Trying to Convince Yourselves...


...That you love being emasculated on a daily basis. You love eating tofu and you think it's hot that your girl has more hair under her arms than you have on your head. You don't mind telling people you're a feminist and you think hockey is too violent...even though you're a dude. Yeah, keep telling yourselves that you're happy your girl doesn't care how she looks because then she doesn't hog the bathroom... Sounds great.


F**k you Mark Morford. You keep telling yourself that Conservative women are sexless and docile because this article tells me that deep down you already know that your art show going, organic food shopping, rollerblading, brainwashed self couldn't handle a Republican woman.

Keep on telling it like it really is Ala.


Read Ala's complete article at:

http://mobyrebuttal.blogspot.com/2008/05/liberal-men-keep-trying-to-convince.html

Funny

Funny cartoon from Tammy Bruce's blog.


Married Three Times




I found this e-mail making the rounds funny and it could be true:


A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding. 'Of course, madam,' replied the sales clerk, 'exactly what type and color dress are you looking for?' The bride to be said: 'A long frilly white dress with a veil.' The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, 'Please don't take this the wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more appropriate for brides who are being married the first time - for those who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean? Perhaps ivory or sky blue would be nice?'

'Well,' replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's directness, 'I can assure you that a white gown would be quite appropriate. Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as a first-time bride. You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding, he died as we were checking into our hotel.

My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the limo on our way to our honeymoon that we had that wedding annulled immediately and never spoke to each other again.'
'What about your third husband?' asked the sales clerk. 'Oh, he was a Democrat,' said the woman, 'and every night for four years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was going to be, but nothing ever happened.'
Just like a democrat, HA!