Monday, July 21, 2008

About Life

The Liberals talk about a stable government, but we don't know how bad the stable is going to smell.
(The one we have now already smells bad enough.)

You've reached middle age when weightlifting consists of just standing up. (I have enough of a problem just trying to sit down.)

Life's a dance and all we can do is try not to step on anyone's toes. (I usually stomp on them.)

Things To Do Today:

1. Procrastinate (I'm an expert on this.)


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